Mallorca? Ibiza? - No Way

Dear Friends,

I am in Berlin, its warm and sunny.
People are nice and the food is good and goedkoop!
A summer in Berlin can turn out to be a real holiday experience! The latest fashion are the beaches along the Spree. They come along in different styles from Raggae to Wild West or classical Bier Garten flair.
The temperatures are great and the city has a lot of swimming facilities to offer.
I admit that all this is not a proper Mediterranean and the food and drinks are far from exotic, but on the other hand Berlin stands out with its large variety of music/ bars/ museums/ clubs/ beer/ a panda/ easily accessable drugs/ people with a funny accent/ boars/ war memorials/ confused street numbers and supernatural phenomenas
Which holiday resort has all this to offer? ;-)

Greetings Sarah